*music plays in background*

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Emily...

Request

If you are a cashier at a fast food resteraunt, please do not greet me with: "How are you?" It makes me feel like I should answer and ask you the same thing, but I was seeking a burger, not a conversation with a stranger. Thanks.

There are now two psycic readings buisnesses in my town now. Is this what people do now? Where was I the last five years?

Thought of the Day

If everything spoken is either fact or opinion, than what whould this sentence be?

"I am a boy."

Or this?

"Koalas are found in antarctica."

Or this?

"Anything fried is really healthy and has low fat content."

Something to ponder...

O M GLEE

I just bought tickets to the Glee 3D Concert Movie!!!! Its going to TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!! When I get super excited I practice high kicks! I got my foot over my head today! I'm so proud of myself! Too bad I don't have time for cheerleading cuz I would ROCK at it! Wow, concieted much? Ah well, at least my birthday is only 2 days away...

I have a new blog!!!!

www.thefancyfryer.blogspot.com

Try this!

Listening to "Loser like Me" by Glee, whilst trying to count the amount of thumbtacks on my bulletin board (81) is actually a LOT harder than it sounds.

Almost there!

Only 28 days 11 hours and 38 minutes until the Glee 3D movie comes out!!!!!!!

A conversation I had with my Dad

Me: Dad, please turn around.

Dad: Why?

Me: This is a police station parking lot.

Dad: And?

Me: We will not ride our bikes in a police station parking lot.

Dad: Why not?

Me: I have some dignity!


Dad: ...

OMG you can TOTALLY see the resemblance!

Hmmmm

I walked in to my parents room to watch my brother, Oliver, watching America's Got Talent. I said, "Hey Ollie can I have my phone, I need to call mom." He replied: "She will call me back soon, just wait." I said, "Cool, when she does, give the phone to me. We have to reschedule our 'A Very Potter Musical' marathon for yet ANOTHER time." The look on his face said 'What in the name of LADY GAGA is that?" So I looked at the TV, said, "That guy should be voted off. His pants are too bright and I am afraid of bright pants," spun on my heel and have been on the computer since.

An average evening.

There signs youre going insane

1 you think in 3rd person on occasion
2 you make up whole conversations in your head
3 Your role model is fictional.

Wait a second...

GLEE ANNOUNCEMENT

Has anyone noticed that the boys dancing in the background of Rachel's Britany music video REALLY resemble the warblers?? Just saying. The warblers havent even been introduced during that point in the season. They have the same EXACT ties!

Now does this seem right?

I have gotten this # of views in these countries. I think someone is messing with my computer. I don't know anyone out of the USA other than my third grade penpal in Africa and this lady I met in the Bahamas. Hm...           United States 523

Russia    7

Canada     4

United Kingdom    3

Germany   2

Denmark    1

France    1

Greece    1

Just a thought...

Has anyone ever noticed how Kristen Stewart looks extremely similar to Emma Watson? Just saying...

Oliver's new hobby

In a million years, you'd never guess what Oliver's new hobby is...

Collecting dirt? No

Farming petunias? No

Milking our dog? Of course it is. Knowing Oliver.

Here is the website of my penpal from Rome.

She lives in 142 B.C. but that is not the point.

www.plebeians4morerights.blogspot.com

Yet another way to win an argument, note that all these brilliant schemes come from the mind and soul and (mostly) experience of me!

Mom: you didn't look that nice man in th eye when you spoke to him!
Me: yes I did
Mom: no you didn't
Me: I know you are but what am I?
Mom: what the heck?
Me: mother language!
Mom: I didn't say anything bad
Me: yes you did
Mom: no I didn't
Me: yes you did
Mom: (says in annoyed voice) Emily!
Me: yes?
Mom: (quickly changes subject) do you want some hot coco?


There are two benifits from this:

Free hot coco
Getting out of an argument and possible groundings

How to win an argument

You: (do something annoying)
Brother: Stop
You: Stop what?
Brother: (insert name here)!
you: Yes?
Brother: Mom! Em is annoying me again!
Mom: Is that true?
You: No. All I said is 'yes'
Brother:You are being annoying
You: What exactly does annoying mean to you?
Brother: grrr... fine!

How to annoy your friends while texting...

Try using something like this...



Friend: K

Me:  W

Friend: Wat

Me: When

Friend: Wat?

Me: Where?

Friend:  OMG

Me: OMQ

Friend: Fair enuf

Me: Decent plenty

Friend: Yea

Me: Affirmative

Friend: Silinca

Me: Improper language can lead to self destruct.

Friend: Ok

Me: Alright then!

Friend: Yes

Me: Without a doubt.

Friend: Totally

Me: Positively true.

Friend: 100%

Me: Actually, the correct term is 95% as no one is that sure that their answer is correct. As a fraction in simplest form, it would be known as 19/20.

Friend: Actualy im tht sure

Me: What exactly are you so sure of?  The fact that the Earth is round?  The way that you are certain that you are alive?  The theory of evolution?

Friend:

 

30 minutes later...

Me: Are you that sure now?

Text messages and what they really mean!

                                                                         LOL:

Is supposed to mean: Laugh out loud!


Really means: I don't have anything witty to say; this is my safe bet cause I don't want to say anything wrong

                                                                              K:


Is supposed to mean: Okay; whatever; I agree with you

Really means: I want to end the conversation by having the other person not be able to respond, see LOL.

                                                                           NMU:

Is supposed to mean: Not much you (after having been asked 'Sup')


Really means: I am completely and utterly bored and want to hear something else;I want to sound polite whilst I had a really dramatic, important, or otherwise interesting thing happen in my life.

I am playing a trick on my little brother...

I copy-and-pasted the following message onto the computer:



WHY ARE YOU COPY AND PASTING OTHER PEOPLES STUFF?????? WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?

It will freak him out

Ughhhh

School finally started.  At least I haven't  had any tests yet.

you know what really annnoys me?

All of my favorite blogs (and I do mean ALL of them) don't update their blogs during winter break. SOME people don't go on elaborate, 2 week trips to wherever and want something to read. And I follow 15 of them.

WOOOOOOHOOOOO

I am in a really good mood right now. I do not know why.

A really sweet charity

you just click once a day and donate to charities for free. here is the link.

www.clicktogive.com

Make sure to do all of them (Hunger, breast cancer, child health, literacy, rainforest, and animal rescue)

Aren't the holidays great?

Don't answer that; its a rhetorical question

WOOO HOOOO

I am at moms work right now. she works at an old person facility. She introduced me to literally every person that has ever walked the halls. I am not kidding.

you have to see this!

Look up 'when do llamas prance in moonlight' on wikianswers, the answer is hilarious!!!!!

also:

When do llamas prance in twilight?

When do wolves prance in moonlight?

Why do llamas prance in moonlight?

Furthermore: look at the discussion page of: When DO llamas prance n the moonlight. The actual writing is not that great but the comments are funny.

I hope this doesn't count as a contest...

I will try to change my background as much as possible, though at most once a day. Tell me which one you like the most.

By the way

Bile is stuff that comes from your liver

Bleh.

I have that virus that all the 4th graders are getting. At one point I actually barfed up some bile. yuck!

The winner of the writing contest is...

wolf Lova's (aka Olivia's) entry:


furry bodies run
running in the deep forest
wolves run through the night
 
It was the only entry.
It was very original.
Olivia is my friend.


By the way this will be the last contest of the year.

Special Thanks!

Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I have been busy. I just wanted to say a few words. A few months ago My family sent a care package to John in Afghanistan (Hi John, in case you are reading this...).  John is an army soldier and I'm going to update my  blog more often in honor of him and his troop.  Kinda neat because when I ran for president, www.anysoldier.com was the charity I supported

Wazzup!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am getting ready for thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
17 people are coming over to my house on that day, and all except 3 are on my dad's side! phew. I'm gonna be making a LOT of pie. I am officially appled out.  here are the things I have to do:

1. Bake pie for 17 people
2. Make soap for 8 people
3. Make placecards for 17 people
4. wait while mom burns CDs for 9 people
5. Make my room ,the loft, my brother's room and the dining room spotless
6. Fix the broken chair
7. buy my dog a new toy so she will not bark when 17 people  that she has never met come over
8. write down everything I have to do on this blog
9. Say, "PHEW!!!!"

This is my contest post

If you are entering one of the many contests on this blog than comment on this post

Hi everyone!,,!!!!!

I as having another random writing contest, but guess what? You can do stories, plays, poems, and more!!! More ideas:

A mythical beast
Potato chips flirting
Getting lost
Writing a poem for a blog writing contest

Sup

Just wanted to say hi. Nice afternoon. Yeah.

Winner of the poem contest is...

Da Da Da Da Da Da...


The anonymous entry:
A trick is a treat to one who's quite scared
A treat is a trick to one who's not fair
Halloween is a time of light that's infrared
Unforeseen is the frightening acts done by a monster thickly haired
HALLOWEEN 

This Is Halloween...

I saw your costumes today. I loved them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was the one dressed like Medusa. It took me 30 minutes to put on my hair and 15 minutes to take it off, detangle it, etc. OUCH!!!!! Happy hunting!

Good Evening!!!!!!!!

Well, technically it's afternoon but good evening sounds better. Don't you agree? Well, you don't have to but I think so. Well, the poem contest is done on Halloween so make sure you send your poems in. Have you noticed I use the word WELL too much? Force of habit. In the meantime, here are more ideas for your poem:

• Love at Camp
• being a photographer 
• how to write in chinese
• llamas trick or treating
• meeting a yankees player
• drinking water
• being blown away by the wind

Noww.........

I will answer all of your comments...
Adri: there is a deadline of Hallowween, and you go to AD A GADGET, click on most popular, and there it is!!!!




Mom: same as Adri, and you don't have to be from whittier

Goodbye, again

Hiya!!!!11!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I haven't done any new posts lately, I have been busy! I just wanted to say that, I hope you are having a wonderful second quarter. Exiting, isn't it.


So, I did an experiment today at school. Turns out, 13 out of 20 people fell for the "you dropped your pocket" trick. Really, though?


 See you later!

Random Story Contest!

Come up with a random story Contest! Write a story, skit, or poem and have a chance to win a faboulous prize! (Prize not decided yet.) Send all Ideas to piesquaredfoundation@gmail.com or leave a comment on this post.   A few Ideas:

• winning the lottory
• Elk in the forest
• A talking lamppost
• rotten cheese
• swimming in the Atlantic
• Roanoke

Many will enter. One will win.