Wednesday, February 23, 2011

How to annoy your friends while texting...

Try using something like this...



Friend: K

Me:  W

Friend: Wat

Me: When

Friend: Wat?

Me: Where?

Friend:  OMG

Me: OMQ

Friend: Fair enuf

Me: Decent plenty

Friend: Yea

Me: Affirmative

Friend: Silinca

Me: Improper language can lead to self destruct.

Friend: Ok

Me: Alright then!

Friend: Yes

Me: Without a doubt.

Friend: Totally

Me: Positively true.

Friend: 100%

Me: Actually, the correct term is 95% as no one is that sure that their answer is correct. As a fraction in simplest form, it would be known as 19/20.

Friend: Actualy im tht sure

Me: What exactly are you so sure of?  The fact that the Earth is round?  The way that you are certain that you are alive?  The theory of evolution?

Friend:

 

30 minutes later...

Me: Are you that sure now?

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