*music plays in background*

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Emily...

Request

If you are a cashier at a fast food resteraunt, please do not greet me with: "How are you?" It makes me feel like I should answer and ask you the same thing, but I was seeking a burger, not a conversation with a stranger. Thanks.

There are now two psycic readings buisnesses in my town now. Is this what people do now? Where was I the last five years?

Thought of the Day

If everything spoken is either fact or opinion, than what whould this sentence be?

"I am a boy."

Or this?

"Koalas are found in antarctica."

Or this?

"Anything fried is really healthy and has low fat content."

Something to ponder...

O M GLEE

I just bought tickets to the Glee 3D Concert Movie!!!! Its going to TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!! When I get super excited I practice high kicks! I got my foot over my head today! I'm so proud of myself! Too bad I don't have time for cheerleading cuz I would ROCK at it! Wow, concieted much? Ah well, at least my birthday is only 2 days away...

I have a new blog!!!!

www.thefancyfryer.blogspot.com

Try this!

Listening to "Loser like Me" by Glee, whilst trying to count the amount of thumbtacks on my bulletin board (81) is actually a LOT harder than it sounds.

Almost there!

Only 28 days 11 hours and 38 minutes until the Glee 3D movie comes out!!!!!!!

A conversation I had with my Dad

Me: Dad, please turn around.

Dad: Why?

Me: This is a police station parking lot.

Dad: And?

Me: We will not ride our bikes in a police station parking lot.

Dad: Why not?

Me: I have some dignity!


Dad: ...

OMG you can TOTALLY see the resemblance!

Hmmmm

I walked in to my parents room to watch my brother, Oliver, watching America's Got Talent. I said, "Hey Ollie can I have my phone, I need to call mom." He replied: "She will call me back soon, just wait." I said, "Cool, when she does, give the phone to me. We have to reschedule our 'A Very Potter Musical' marathon for yet ANOTHER time." The look on his face said 'What in the name of LADY GAGA is that?" So I looked at the TV, said, "That guy should be voted off. His pants are too bright and I am afraid of bright pants," spun on my heel and have been on the computer since.

An average evening.

There signs youre going insane

1 you think in 3rd person on occasion
2 you make up whole conversations in your head
3 Your role model is fictional.

Wait a second...

GLEE ANNOUNCEMENT

Has anyone noticed that the boys dancing in the background of Rachel's Britany music video REALLY resemble the warblers?? Just saying. The warblers havent even been introduced during that point in the season. They have the same EXACT ties!

Now does this seem right?

I have gotten this # of views in these countries. I think someone is messing with my computer. I don't know anyone out of the USA other than my third grade penpal in Africa and this lady I met in the Bahamas. Hm...           United States 523

Russia    7

Canada     4

United Kingdom    3

Germany   2

Denmark    1

France    1

Greece    1

Just a thought...

Has anyone ever noticed how Kristen Stewart looks extremely similar to Emma Watson? Just saying...

Oliver's new hobby

In a million years, you'd never guess what Oliver's new hobby is...

Collecting dirt? No

Farming petunias? No

Milking our dog? Of course it is. Knowing Oliver.

Here is the website of my penpal from Rome.

She lives in 142 B.C. but that is not the point.

www.plebeians4morerights.blogspot.com

Yet another way to win an argument, note that all these brilliant schemes come from the mind and soul and (mostly) experience of me!

Mom: you didn't look that nice man in th eye when you spoke to him!
Me: yes I did
Mom: no you didn't
Me: I know you are but what am I?
Mom: what the heck?
Me: mother language!
Mom: I didn't say anything bad
Me: yes you did
Mom: no I didn't
Me: yes you did
Mom: (says in annoyed voice) Emily!
Me: yes?
Mom: (quickly changes subject) do you want some hot coco?


There are two benifits from this:

Free hot coco
Getting out of an argument and possible groundings

How to win an argument

You: (do something annoying)
Brother: Stop
You: Stop what?
Brother: (insert name here)!
you: Yes?
Brother: Mom! Em is annoying me again!
Mom: Is that true?
You: No. All I said is 'yes'
Brother:You are being annoying
You: What exactly does annoying mean to you?
Brother: grrr... fine!

How to annoy your friends while texting...

Try using something like this...



Friend: K

Me:  W

Friend: Wat

Me: When

Friend: Wat?

Me: Where?

Friend:  OMG

Me: OMQ

Friend: Fair enuf

Me: Decent plenty

Friend: Yea

Me: Affirmative

Friend: Silinca

Me: Improper language can lead to self destruct.

Friend: Ok

Me: Alright then!

Friend: Yes

Me: Without a doubt.

Friend: Totally

Me: Positively true.

Friend: 100%

Me: Actually, the correct term is 95% as no one is that sure that their answer is correct. As a fraction in simplest form, it would be known as 19/20.

Friend: Actualy im tht sure

Me: What exactly are you so sure of?  The fact that the Earth is round?  The way that you are certain that you are alive?  The theory of evolution?

Friend:

 

30 minutes later...

Me: Are you that sure now?

Text messages and what they really mean!

                                                                         LOL:

Is supposed to mean: Laugh out loud!


Really means: I don't have anything witty to say; this is my safe bet cause I don't want to say anything wrong

                                                                              K:


Is supposed to mean: Okay; whatever; I agree with you

Really means: I want to end the conversation by having the other person not be able to respond, see LOL.

                                                                           NMU:

Is supposed to mean: Not much you (after having been asked 'Sup')


Really means: I am completely and utterly bored and want to hear something else;I want to sound polite whilst I had a really dramatic, important, or otherwise interesting thing happen in my life.

I am playing a trick on my little brother...

I copy-and-pasted the following message onto the computer:



WHY ARE YOU COPY AND PASTING OTHER PEOPLES STUFF?????? WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?

It will freak him out

Ughhhh

School finally started.  At least I haven't  had any tests yet.