How to win an argument

You: (do something annoying)
Brother: Stop
You: Stop what?
Brother: (insert name here)!
you: Yes?
Brother: Mom! Em is annoying me again!
Mom: Is that true?
You: No. All I said is 'yes'
Brother:You are being annoying
You: What exactly does annoying mean to you?
Brother: grrr... fine!

How to annoy your friends while texting...

Try using something like this...



Friend: K

Me:  W

Friend: Wat

Me: When

Friend: Wat?

Me: Where?

Friend:  OMG

Me: OMQ

Friend: Fair enuf

Me: Decent plenty

Friend: Yea

Me: Affirmative

Friend: Silinca

Me: Improper language can lead to self destruct.

Friend: Ok

Me: Alright then!

Friend: Yes

Me: Without a doubt.

Friend: Totally

Me: Positively true.

Friend: 100%

Me: Actually, the correct term is 95% as no one is that sure that their answer is correct. As a fraction in simplest form, it would be known as 19/20.

Friend: Actualy im tht sure

Me: What exactly are you so sure of?  The fact that the Earth is round?  The way that you are certain that you are alive?  The theory of evolution?

Friend:

 

30 minutes later...

Me: Are you that sure now?

Text messages and what they really mean!

                                                                         LOL:

Is supposed to mean: Laugh out loud!


Really means: I don't have anything witty to say; this is my safe bet cause I don't want to say anything wrong

                                                                              K:


Is supposed to mean: Okay; whatever; I agree with you

Really means: I want to end the conversation by having the other person not be able to respond, see LOL.

                                                                           NMU:

Is supposed to mean: Not much you (after having been asked 'Sup')


Really means: I am completely and utterly bored and want to hear something else;I want to sound polite whilst I had a really dramatic, important, or otherwise interesting thing happen in my life.