Yet another way to win an argument, note that all these brilliant schemes come from the mind and soul and (mostly) experience of me!

Mom: you didn't look that nice man in th eye when you spoke to him!
Me: yes I did
Mom: no you didn't
Me: I know you are but what am I?
Mom: what the heck?
Me: mother language!
Mom: I didn't say anything bad
Me: yes you did
Mom: no I didn't
Me: yes you did
Mom: (says in annoyed voice) Emily!
Me: yes?
Mom: (quickly changes subject) do you want some hot coco?


There are two benifits from this:

Free hot coco
Getting out of an argument and possible groundings